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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

hatethyvidya:

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

hatethyvidya:

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

galaxan:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO DIGGY DIGGY HOLE IN NOTE BLOCKS

ultrafacts:

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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

edwardspoonhands:

Welcome to Crash Course BIG HISTORY in which we tell ALL of history. We begin…with the creation of the universe.

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

Contact-less bonnie is best bonnie come fight me